Posted 4 hours ago

sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW

Posted 1 day ago

asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

I am a girl and this is genuinely my response when I venture into the makeup aisle.

(Source: asian)

Posted 2 days ago

sam-and-dean-life:

behold-theturtle:

Today I learned that during Be Prepared from The Lion King, when Scar says, “YOU WON’T GET A SNIFF WITHOUT ME!”

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the actor blew out his voice.

So the remainder of the song was sung

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by this guy.

Sounds like he was prepared

Posted 3 days ago
Posted 3 days ago

A Meeting Defeating

(I apply for a job with a popular bookstore chain and get a call that the manager wants to interview me. I am told to arrive at a certain time and let an employee know I have arrived.)

Me:*approaching an employee* “Excuse me, [Manager] is expecting me for a job interview. Could you let him know?”

Employee: “Sure.” *leaves, but returns rather quickly* “I’m sorry; [Manager] is in a meeting right now. It may be an hour or so.”

Me: “That’s fine.”

(I go sit in the cafe to wait. Two hours go by and I still don’t see the manager.)

Me:*approaching same employee* “Hi, me again. Is the meeting over with?”

Employee:*after checking* “I’m sorry they’re still in the meeting. He said it should be another two hours.”

(Really needing this job I decide to wait again. Occasionally I check in with the employee about the meeting and each time told just a bit longer. Finally after six hours of waiting I get fed up.)

Me: “I don’t mean to sound rude but could you tell [Manager] to come out here so we can reschedule or something? I’ve been here a long time.”

Employee: “Oh, [Manager] left two hours ago. The meeting ended and he went home.”

(Needless to say I never got the interview, or the job.)

Read more funny stories at NotAlwaysWorking.com!:

This seems like a hilarious unreasonable story, right? NOT. Similar things happened to me when I was job hunting and it’s… ugh. People are stupider than you would ever think sometimes.

(Source: notalwaysworking.com)

Posted 1 week ago

Samuel L. Jackson voiced a character in Turbo. I’m so proud of myself for recognizing his voice. :D

Also, I now have an AU in my head where the Avengers are all snails & it’s hilarious.

Posted 2 weeks ago

Why does everyone leave a movie when the credits start? There are almost always tag scenes at the very end!!

I’m surprised by the number of Marvel fans who still do. Lots of people to whom I’ve talked didn’t stay for the beautifully heartbreaking 2nd tag scene in Cap 2.

We went see Earth to Echo on Saturday & were the only ones who stayed through the end of the credits. Everyone else missed the crazy awesome (& possibly sequel-hinting) tag scene there.

All I’m saying is, stay until the end! The movie crew worked hard, you should see all their names anyway. But if for no other reason, stay for the possible end scene(s). You might miss something amazing by ducking out right away!

Posted 2 weeks ago
helovessowholly:

I have nothing against people who don’t read the books
but I’m laughing so hard right now I can’t help it

helovessowholly:

I have nothing against people who don’t read the books

but I’m laughing so hard right now I can’t help it

Posted 2 weeks ago

botanycameos:

sizvideos:

Cat Welcomes Home Soldier - Video

It’s not just dogs that do this~ :D

Posted 2 weeks ago

randomshitthatilike123:

I’ve always wondered about Asgardian childhood like imagine having your child be an infant for like half a century forget terrible twos more like terrible two centuries